pinkin aint easy...

THIS AWARD IS GIVEN TO THE PERSON WHO ACHIEVES MUTTERING THE MOST RIDICULOUS STATEMENTS. NOT ONLY ARE THE WORDS SAID TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT, BUT ALSO THE SHEER RETARDEDNESS OF THE PERSON WHO SAYS IT.

AND THE LATEST WINNER OF THE GOTPA GOES TO......

CHEESE DOODLE LAVOLPE

LAVOLPE IS THE CURRENT COACH OF BOCA JUNIORS. HE TOOK OVER THE TEAM WHEN ALFIO BASILE, A RACING HERO, LEFT BOCA TO BE THE COACH OF ARGENTINA'S NATIONAL TEAM AGAIN. DURING YESTERDAYS GAME, HE MADE HAND GESTURES TO RACING FANS TRYING TO SAY THAT THE WAY RACING WAS PLAYING IS THE WAY SMALL TEAMS PLAY. NOT ONLY DID RACING PLAY MUCH BETTER THAN BOCA, IT HAD MORE SCORING OPPORTUNITIES THAN HIS TEAM. IF BOCA IS SO BIG, IS CREATING ONLY 4 SCORING POSSIBILITIES FOR THE WHOLE GAME BEING A BIG TEAM? ESPECIALLY WHEN THE COACH BEFORE U WON EVERY CHAMPIONSHIP THEY PLAYED IN WITH THE SAME PLAYERS (5 LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS IN A ROW). A TEAM THAT U DIDNT WANT TO COACH A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO BECAUSE U THOUGHT U DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE? SO THAT HAND GESTURE MEANS HOW BIG HIS BRAIN IS? NO, ITS HIS PENIS SIZE, THATS WHY HE IS CALLED CHEESE DOODLE.


SO FOR BEING INCOMPETENT, FOR NOT KNOWING THAT THINGS LIKE THAT INCREASE VIOLENCE IN STADIUMS, LAVOLPE, U R THE NEW WINNER OF THE GET OF THE PIPE AWARD. WITH THE AWARD COMES A PENIS PUMP, USE IT AND GO F%CK YOURSELF TINY